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01/30/2012 - Navarra, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Atletico Madrid climbed to seventh in La Liga on Monday after Diego Godin's first-half goal handed Atletico a 1-0 win at Osasuna.
The goal arrived five minutes before halftime when a corner kick was redirected on goal by Radamel Falcao. The initial effort was stopped by goalkeeper Andres Fernandez, but Godin was on hand to smash home the rebound from a few yards.
Osasuna did its best to find an equalizer in the final 15 minutes as the hosts applied some heavy pressure with Raul Garcia's close-range header being kept out by goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois.
The 'keeper then did well to deny Dejan Lekic from a few yards before stopping another effort from Garcia in the final 10 minutes.
Atletico has won its last three games to move to within two points of a place in the top four, while Osasuna's winless streak has reached four games.
<< Rangers give Washington 2-year extension
Arlington, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Ron Washington, the only manager in franchise
history to win a postseason series, has signed a two-year contract extension
with the Texas Rangers.
The deal, announced Monday, runs through the 2014 season. F
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Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - PGA TOUR - WASTE MANAGEMENT PHOENIX OPEN -
TPC Scottsdale, Scottsdale, Arizona - The biggest party on the PGA Tour is
this week in Arizona.
Hundreds of thousands of fans will make their way to the des
<< Is it too early to worry about Tiger or Phil?
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Using a 'huge' sample size of three
combined events, what can we make of the starts by Tiger Woods and Phil
Mickelson?
Woods teed it up on the European Tour this week instead of playing the Farmers
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<< Union releases Mondragon
Chester, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Union and goalkeeper Faryd
Mondragon agreed to part ways on Monday, allowing the Colombian to return to
his native country to play for Deportivo Cali.
Mondragon began his professional c
Orioles invite P Galarraga, others to spring training >>
Baltimore, MD (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Baltimore Orioles signed and invited 14
non-roster players to spring training. Among those with previous major league
experience are pitchers Armando Galarraga and Pat Neshek and catcher Ronny
Paulino
Wizards F Blatche out with calf injury >>
Washington, DC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Washington Wizards forward Andray Blatche is
expected to miss between three and five weeks with a strained calf.
Wizards coach Randy Wittman made the announcement before Monday's game against
Chicago.
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Brewers ink OF Patterson >>
Milwaukee, WI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Milwaukee Brewers signed veteran
outfielder Corey Patterson to a minor league deal on Monday.
He did not receive an invitation to spring training and will begin the 2012
season with Milwaukee'
Raiders introduce Allen as head coach >>
Alameda, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie called
two people after he interviewed Dennis Allen for the open head coach position
in Oakland: his wife and owner Mark Davis.
"They could feel the excitement I had,
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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